Skateboarder, surfer, financial advisor.
Hometown: Lowell, MA. Lives: San Francisco, CA. Obsessed with: Led Zeppelin, Yoga and Hoverboards.
IWTBH: How on Earth does a skateboarder become a financial advisor?
IWTBH: You skate and surf. Who’s hotter. Surfer girls or skater girls?
IWTBH: Who is cooler, surfers or skaters?
IWTBH: I won’t, I promise. How would you describe your personal style?
IWTBH: Favorite Dickies color?
IWTBH: Do you have to wear a suit and tie?
IWTBH: Favorite shoe?
IWTBH: Style icons?
IWTBH: I was so sorry to hear about your dad. He sounds like he was a great guy.
IWTBH: What’s your favorite surf shop?
IWTBH: Skate shop?
IWTBH: Your wife, for whom I have a healthy respect (fear), warned me not to ask you any filthy sexual questions. So, here I don’t go. Did you ever experiment in college? Try a Tantric H.J.? Date more than three girls at once? Have a Dutch rudder? Grind a skate groupie? Dry hump a walrus? Duck dive under a Betty?
IWTBH: What event in your life changed you the most?
IWTBH: What was your last huge purchase?
IWTBH: How many boards can you ollie?
IWTBH: How many boobs can you Ollie?
IWTBH: Should I defer my 401k?
IWTBH: Did you ever have to investigate the death of your adopted Vietnamese brother when he showed up dead after discovering an error in the shipping records at his place of work?
IWTBH: So it’s your assertion that Josh Brolin did a better job portraying the life of a skater than Christian Slater?
IWTB: He made me want to spend all of my spare time with a free wheeling older scientist who showed an unhealthy interest in teenage boys. Favorite skate video?
IWTBH: Favorite skate mag?
GW: Low Card.
IWTBH: Favorite band?
IWTBH: That reminds me. Did you hear that they recently discovered the first gay dinosaur?
IWTBH: Yes, “Megasoreass”.
IWTBH: Last music purchase?
IWTBH: Such a great album. First concert?
IWTBH: What’s your favorite drink?
IWTBH: Hmmm… Do you have a hero?
IWTBH: Hilarious. Favorite skaters?
IWTBH: Best trip?
IWTBH: So you still skate as hard as ever?
IWTBH: What do you drive?
IWTBH: What? That is the worst car ever.
IWTBH: I don’t need a PT Cruiser for that.
IWTBH: Last question. You can have 50 million dollars but you have to spend either every other day, week, or month confined to a super max prison. Yes or no?
IWTBH: Thanks, Greg.