Hometown: St Petersburg, Fl. Lives: Greenpoint, BK. Obsessed with: Bikes, Coffee and online shopping.
IWTBH: Joe, I have known you for 6 years. I was pretty sure when I met you that you were goth but I admit now that I may have been wrong. Could you please describe your personal style?
IWTBH: Perfect! Who inspires you?
IWTBH: That is inspiring. What’s your favorite ride?
IWTBH: Nice. Favorite shoe?
IWTBH: I chose to permanently disfigure myself with my wife’s name and a giant panther. You picked a coffee cup. Who makes the best in the city?
IWTBH: Latest great purchase?
IWTBH: I love that bike. I have wanted a 1970’s CB forever but I’m scared of drum brakes. What’s your favorite fast food chain?
IWTBH: Gross. I know you love pigeons. Do you have a pet?
IWTBH: That’s sweet. Favorite book?
IWTBH: Favorite movie?
IWTBH: Bullshit. You are giving me fake pretentious answers! I know for a fact that your favorite movie is “Super Troopers” and your favorite book is “Are You There God It’s Me Margaret”…
IWTBH: You have been accused of looking like Hasidic rapper MatisYahu when you grow a beard. What’s up with that?
IWTBH: Ketchup or Mayo?
IWTBH: Ultimate Fighting or Golden Girls?
IWTBH: Blonde or Brunette?
IWTBH: Ever date a redhead?
IWTBH: Hj or Bj?
IWTBH: Good answer. First girl on T.V. you jerked off to?
IWTBH: Ha, hilarious. I am older than you. I could only think of Angela or I felt like a pervert. My first was Vanna White!
IWTBH: Last music “purchase”?
IWTBH: WTF. That’s not even out yet!
IWTBH: Best trip ever taken?
IWTBH: Event that changed your life?
IWTBH: Impressive. Beer, wine or liquor?
IWTBH: Super lame. I remember seeing you get drunk on cider once. Not your proudest moment…Let’s say you can have 50 million dollars but every time you sneeze you shit your pants. Yes or no?
IWTBH: Thanks Joe.