Robert Parker Massman
Hometown: Boise, Id. Lives: Crown Heights, Brooklyn. Obsessed with: Cycling, free diving and saying “For reals”.
IWTBH: Parker, when we first met you had long hair, a beard and looked just like Jesus. You never said much and would stare a lot. It really freaked me out. Who do you look like now ?
IWTBH: And do you look like their cousin?
IWTBH: How would you describe your personal style?
IWTBH: Favorite jeans?
IWTBH: Got it. T-shirt?
IWTBH: Favorite movie?
IWTBH: Thats what Joe said. But you, I believe.
IWTBH: For me it was “Milfs do it Better”.
IWTBH: Ever jerk off to an Ewok?
IWTBH: You and I are both obsessed with free diving. How long can you hold your breath?
IWTBH: I can’t get past 32′. My ears start killing me. Other than water sports, what do you like to watch?
IWTBH: What was your last great purchase?
IWTBH: We love to talk bikes. What are you riding today?
IWTBH: I love it. What’s your dream bike?
IWTBH: I have 2 of those. Now I am obsessed with getting a Rivendell. I love the Atlantis. Best bike store in the city?
IWTBH: What’s your favorite type of girl?
IWTBH: Big boobs?
IWTBH: Seriously, though. Somehow you landed a hot Asian girlfriend. Does she have a pet name for you?
IWTBH: My Mandarin is rusty but doesn’t that mean “one testicle”? What experiences have changed your life?
IWTBH: That I remember. It was awful. We were all set to go to Morocco and you had to cancel. I also remember you showing two Russian models your X-rays and it totally turned them on. They asked for your number!!
IWTBH: Last music purchase?
IWTBH: Favorite shoe?
IWTBH: Last question. You can have 18 million dollars but every time you have sex, your mother has to be in the room. Yes or no?
IWTBH: Thanks, Parker.